{"id":6222,"date":"2012-02-23T15:24:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T20:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mdcthereporter.com\/?p=6222"},"modified":"2016-04-26T15:26:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T19:26:58","slug":"love-what-is-it-good-for-a-pleasure-cruise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mdcthereporter.com\/staging\/8357\/love-what-is-it-good-for-a-pleasure-cruise\/","title":{"rendered":"Love, What Is It Good For? A Pleasure Cruise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lovers will walk the beach and feed each other chocolate covered strawberries. Others will be clawing their own eyes out in a gloomy room with cats and very loud music.<\/p>\n<p>After a serious break-up, Valentine\u2019s Day seems like an eerie trumpet call in a lost battlefield, and I\u2019m fresh off of a long tour.<\/p>\n<p>Sure it\u2019s nice to have a day when love makes the world go round, but the idea of romantic bliss is about as attractive as a cold pizza. Love costs more than a box of chocolates and a dinner at Olive Garden. Love is the cherry on top to the hard-work it requires.<\/p>\n<p>I have spent 1,226 Valentines Days with a girl recently. A few hundred of those days were unforgettable, others might have been days I can live without, but combined, it was what romantic trips are all about.<\/p>\n<p>The frenzy of dopamine in the brain when you first meet your (future) love is nothing short of\u00a0 addictive, like a new drug in a foreign country. But like any drug that loses its potency after long-time use, breaking up with a once-committed love is like taking that first step toward sobriety.<\/p>\n<p>So what is Valentine\u2019s Day to a recovering love-addict? I can\u2019t answer that, but hope for the best and expect the worst.<\/p>\n<p>Here are my suggestions for love birds:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Don\u2019t waste your money on balloons, chocolates, and please, no Teddy Bears.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t fall for the mushy crap.<\/li>\n<li>For your first date, take your partner to a shooting range for Valentine\u2019s Day and demolish some watermelons.<\/li>\n<li>Have some real fun and leave the fairy tale stuff for high school kids.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lovers will walk the beach and feed each other chocolate covered strawberries. Others will be clawing their own eyes out in a gloomy room with cats and very loud music. After a serious break-up, Valentine\u2019s Day seems like an eerie trumpet call in a lost battlefield, and I\u2019m fresh off of a long tour. 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