Iguanas Have No Mercy On Your Empty Stomach

On Aug. 23, I stepped foot at North Campus for the first time to attend an in-person chemistry course and lab. 

After class I sat at one of the tables next to the scenic lake located at the center of campus.

I started listening to my playlist filled with Doja Cat songs and took out an apple and peach from my bag. The exhaustion I felt made those fruits seem like a full course meal.

It was a movie-like scene. The wind was hitting my hair, I had a serene view of the lake, background music and I was taking bites of my apple like there was no tomorrow.

Suddenly, I saw a pair of reddish-brown little eyes staring from the pavement at my apple.

I kept thinking I had the advantage because there was only one iguana, and most animals are scared of humans.

However, that day I learned that some animals, regardless of their size, have no fear. 

Somehow the iguana had telepathically called two reinforcements and they were taking steps toward me. 

Within seconds I realized I was at a disadvantage. My apple was no longer mine, but instead the property of a couple of cold-blooded bullies. 

I fled the scene to spare my peach.

But I learned a valuable lesson that day: if you go to North Campus, don’t eat where iguanas can see you. They will spare you no mercy. 

Now, when I encounter iguanas I scare them away to make sure they don’t steal my breakfast—ever again.

Diana Lima
Diana Lima
Diana Lima, 19, is a chemical engineering major at North Campus. Lima, who graduated from Miami Lakes Educational Center in 2020, will serve as a forum and briefing writer for The Reporter during 2021-2022 school year. She aspires to become a research and development chemist and work in the pharmaceutical industry.
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